FOOTBALL vs SEX
(1) Going to your girlfriend without been invited is called OFFSIDE.
(2) having sex with a girl the same day after knowin her is called FREE-KICK.
(3) Wearing a condom during sex is called GOAL-KEEPPING. (4) Wen a condom breaks is called PENALTY. Dress Affordable trendy prom selections with discount price
(5) Wen your girl takes an abortion is called RED-CARD.
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(6) Having sex with your ex-gal is called FRIENDLY-MATCH
(7)if your girl uses pills after sex but later she still gets pregnant is called DEFFENSIVE-ERROR.
(8)Having sex with three girls in one day is called HAT-TRICK.
(9) Eight years of sex without getting a child is called DRAW GAME!